Aw yes! You've arrived
                   at my webite  
                 but this
               is the
            former 
              menu guide!
                Yet your
                  lucky for
                    my site is
                       changing. It's
                        getting bigger and
                     much better than
                 it was before. 
              So after you
           read this
          please
        use the
          mouse to
             click the
               spot that 
                 will take
                   you to the
                        place 
                     you should
                  be looking.
                For the
              page you
             seek
              can be
               accessed
                easily
                  by just 
                    clicking right here.